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Melkor
 Post subject: I have a computer
PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:42 am 
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I'm not sure what to do with it. Mainly I use it to play World of Warcraft and read Three's Company erotic fan-fiction. Sometimes I pull up my Myspace page and hit reload until I see the "new message" icon. Other times I use it to google insignificant questions, like: "why is the closed captioning more accurate for different t.v shows?" or "who invented the semi-colon?"

I was thinking of eating it (the computer, not the semi-colon) but the ketchup makes it all sticky and it's kinda tough. Help!

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why not create a porn server?

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Melkor
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spuriousmonkey wrote:
why not create a porn server?


That would require technical knowledge. And effort.

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What about turning it off.
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Old computers make great chamber pots.
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they should drop them from b-52 bombers on terrorists.

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Nikelodeon
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they should drop them from b-52 bombers on maoists.
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spuriousmonkey
 Post subject: Re: I have a computer
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no, they need to drop tsar bombs!

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 Post subject: Re: I have a computer
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no, they need to drop tsar bombs!

YES !!!!

Place them on all the word's earthquake fault lines and set 'em off simultaneously !

Maybe the planet's crust can be broken apart and flung into space !

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Nikelodeon
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Starting with teh San Andreas fault.
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wall street needs to be cracked too.

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wall street needs to be cracked too.

We'll need more airplanes and devout young men with box cutters...

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Osama bin laden flies first class.

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He murders in economy though.
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